Better Than Sex Fruit Salad

Ingredients (Large Bowl – 10–12 servings)
Fruit
- 1 (15–20 oz) can fruit cocktail, drained
- 1 (20 oz) can crushed pineapple, well drained
- 1 (21 oz) can cherry pie filling
- 2–3 ripe bananas, sliced
- 1 cup fresh strawberries, sliced (optional but great)
- 1 cup seedless grapes, halved (optional)
- 1 cup mandarin oranges, drained (optional)
Creamy Base
- 1 (8 oz) tub Cool Whip (or whipped topping), thawed
- 1 (5 oz) box vanilla instant pudding mix (dry, do not prepare)
- 1 cup sour cream (or Greek yogurt for lighter version)
Optional Extras
- ½ cup mini marshmallows
- ¼ cup shredded coconut
- ¼ cup chopped pecans or walnuts
Instructions
- Drain fruit very well
This is important so the salad doesn’t get watery. - Mix the creamy base
In a large bowl, whisk together:
- Dry vanilla pudding mix
- Sour cream
Fold in Cool Whip until smooth and fluffy.
- Add fruit
Gently fold in:
- Fruit cocktail
- Crushed pineapple
- Cherry pie filling
- Bananas
- Any optional fruits you’re using
- Optional add-ins
Stir in marshmallows, coconut, or nuts if desired. - Chill
Cover and refrigerate at least 1–2 hours (overnight is best).
Pro Tips
- Add bananas right before serving if making ahead
- For extra richness, add 4 oz cream cheese, softened
- Too sweet? Add a squeeze of lemon juice
- Want pinker color? Add extra cherry filling
Storage
- Refrigerator: 2 days
- Not freezer-friendly (texture changes)
Serving Ideas
- Serve in dessert cups
- Spoon over pound cake
- Use as a trifle layer
- Top with extra cherries for presentation